I'm pretty sure you'll be able to tell why I posted this.
Warning, gross stuff. Not actually visually graphically lewd though. It's on YouTube after all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RfpfshOUPI&lc=z22hdrnxykqzsj3uiacdp430f2br3ofafndg2oppei1w03c010c

-Pencil

Okayyyyyyyyy... lol. For you Nick Cage fans out there!

https://www.redbubble.com/i/throw-pillow/Nic-and-His-Girls-by-gasm/14127350.5X2YF

EDIT: Yep... perfect avatar. lol.